My 297th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

I have to be really careful.

You're probably wondering why, so I won't make you guess about it ... it's because I only have three more entries to go and I'm at 300 posts!

Which means, like, it would be sooo easy to say, "Only three entries! I've got the whole month of December to write those! Easy peasy!"

And then I might totally slack and not get it done by the end of the year like I've been trying even though there's plenty of time.

Don't let me slip up and blow it, Journal!

I can count on you to remind me, right?

My 296th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

My boyfriend went out to get donuts this morning!

But the donut shop was closed.

The donut shop ... is closed ... on Mondays.

What?!? Whose idea was that?

Does the donut shop owner think Mondays aren't bad enough already, so they're like, "Hmm, how can I make Mondays worse? I know! No donuts!"

I really wanted a donut.

: (

My 295th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

"I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss ..."

The songs from Enchanted were SO GOOD.

I'm getting the blinky sniffles just from thinking about them!

My 294th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

That And/Or show!

I don't want to say too much or I'll spoil whatever Sash and I post about it later on our Experiences blog, but wow, SO DARK.

They better come out with something a lot happier-ish next. I want my Star Warses to be fun!

My 293rd Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

I guess they can make potato chips taste like just about anything?

And that means somebody has a whole job that's just figuring out new things to make potato chips taste like?

I don't know if that sounds like the world's funnest job or the absolute worst one.

I guess it depends on if you like potato chips!

My 292nd Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

Whoosha-magoosha. That's a sort-of tired, sort-of excited kinda sound, because I'm getting sooo close to 300 journal entries, and I know I can do it by the end of the year, but jeepers it's a lot of pressure and work!

Maybe I need to make some whiskey ginger snaps and chill.

My 291st Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

I

am

so

slowly

squeekity

creeping

my

way

toward

300

posts!

My 290th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

I've gotta figure something out.

You know who is doing you know what the way you know he always does, but it's a squidgen more serious I feel like, and I also feel like I should be able to help. You know?

And I know I can, so it's just a matter of figuring out how. Right?

Maybe all I need to do is shake a finger at him and say, "Get to bed earlier!" and if he did, he'd get more rest and have more energy to keep himself doing the stuff he needs to do to stay the healthy, happy person I know he can be. Which, definitely for sure I'll try that.

But I'd really like to do more, and it's a puzzler.

I mean, duh, the obvious thing is to be all seductive like and get him to boff me tomorrow, with some extra special cluddliness (I don't know how you spell that) before and after and some giggling in the middle so he knows how happy he makes me. Seems kinda like cheating and only a temporary solution, though.

Whoosh.

Relationships! So much work, amiright?

Except you and me, Journal. We're easy-peasy!

See ya!

My 289th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

Oboy. Apparently all that math I did last time just plain wore me out for blogging.

Still plenty of time to get to 300 by December 31, though!