My 301st Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

Just checking in to see how you're doing.

Pretty good? Okay. Oh, still coming down from that 300th Journal Entry orgasmo-high?

Me too! That was really something, wasn't it?

: D 

MY 300TH JOURNAL ENTRY!!!!!

Hi, Journal!

Wow. Well, we made it!

I feel like I ought to have something more exciting to post for my Big Accomplishment Journal Entry ...

...

...

Nope! That's it!

My Actual 299th Journal Entry Because I Put The Wrong Number In That Last One

Hi, Journal!

I swear I did not do that on purpose just to get an extra entry closer to 300.

I swear!

You believe me, don't you, Journal?

Whew. Thanks!

My 299th Journal Entry

Hi, Journal!

Welp, a whole week without an entry, almost like I was trying to blow it and not remember to get to 300 posts by the end of the year!

I'm such a bad journaler sometimes, Journal.

But next entry is the big entry!

Yay!!!

Except then what?

If I write it tomorrow, there's still going to be weeks of December left! Kinda feels like that will be a let-down, but I'm pretty sure I can't get to 400 entries by the end of the year! That would be like ...

(Oh, dang, math.)

I guess 25 days to do 100 entries, so 4 entries a day?!

They would be so bad.

Like, "My 301st Journal Entry ... well, here it is!" and then "My 302nd Journal Entry ... seems like only just a minute since I wrote my 301st Journal Entry ... because it was!"

Plus, that would be valuable time I might be able to use blogging with Sash ... or Ariellelanding with Elle!

Hmm. Maybe that means after I write entry #300, what I need to do is have a goal for my other blogs by the end of the year? Only what would a good goal be?

Ooh! I know, I'll make that my 301st Journal Entry after writing a zip-bang-wow Entry Number 300!!!

See you soon, Journal!